"We used to have the Orgasmatron out in front on the Esplanade, but the sheriff came around a few too many times, so we moved it out of sight. You know, it's not like it used to be around here."

Kidsville has tripled in area and numbers over the last two years, and rebellious individualism -- along with the guns and heroin so prevalent in the early '90s -- has been replaced with something ever-so-much more admirable.