Ronald McDonald is a symbol of the evil capitalist grip upon the people. He will be overthrown. To each, as many hamburgers as you can eat, from each, as many hamburgers as you can make. We mean it. Get making hamburgers. Right now. If you do not produce enough hamburgers you will be sentanced to labor camps in the bathroom area of the restaurant. We hear the winters there are long and cold.

Downtown McDonald's Perpetually A Hairsbreadth From Complete Anarchy