] "While Apple officially says it does not condone hauling
] off and smacking someone in the middle of an
] anti-Macintosh screed, the company has quietly launched a
] "Mac Smack" promotion. Anyone who is written up by his or
] her company for smacking someone mouthing off about the
] Mac will receive $50 off toward products at the Apple
] Store."

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