Remember playing with all those little green army men when you were a kid (before they had to be taken off the market because of parents who didn't realize you shouldn't give them to two-year-olds)?

Ever stage your own mock riots with them?

Didn't want to have your army mean fleeing the giant mutant Pooh threatening to destroy the city?

Now there's hope! Now you can get your very own crop of fleeing victims figurines!

Your very own little crop of victim figurines?