the land of the sheep... how i fight for freedom for thee..

SHEEP!!

wanna play lite-bright with me?

Lite-Brite

Here you'll discover a host of digital beauties from all around the world and a dizzying array of styles and techniques-moody black-and-white nudes, surreal portraits, Lara Croft-style adventure chicks, sleek ultra-futuristic babes, etc.

TASCHEN: Digital Beauties - Facts

hrm.

playing chicken?

"PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A federal judge threw out the death sentence of Mumia Abu-Jamal on Tuesday, ruling that the former journalist and Black Panther is entitled to a new sentencing hearing for killing a Philadelphia police officer in 1981. "

I refuse to have an "opinion" on Abu-Jamal's guilt, but he certainly is a compelling writer.

CNN.com - Federal judge orders new sentencing for Abu-Jamal - December 18, 2001

grammar police for craigslist. check it out!

"First, my ad: Unemployed dot-com'er in serious need of a steady job, followed by a new steady! If you've got either, drop me a line!"

Free Spelling Lessons for all CL Posters (Revisions Galore)

"I have a sunny one bedroom in Noe Valley. I also have really cute legs. This will make sense in a second . I decided this place was feeling just too big so I thought I would look for a roommate and then I remembered that I was looking for a girlfriend too so why don't I just throw all my eggs in one basket and go for the whole Shibang. Kittenkaboodle. Ball of wax. Whatever. This might sound nuts but I bet there is some lovely woman out there saying to herself, " GOD I wish I could find a good man... with a full size refrigerator and new tile in the bathroom." "

one bedroom apartment plus boyfriend

hahahaha! this is a must read

Where can we get an abortion for our pedigree dog?

ok, so i was just looking around aimlessly on the internet and i found this and it made me laugh until i had tears streaming down my face.

sorry tom!

die tom die

exploding chickens oh my! "are you threatening me??"

Chicken Gun 1