] NEW YORK -(Dow Jones)- Vivendi Universal's (V) Universal
] Music Group plans to sharply lower the consumer cost for
] compact discs, in an effort to bring customers back into
] retail stores and boost music sales.

Universal Music Group Reduces CD Prices - Sep. 3, 2003

] On Friday August 23rd 2002 Zac "Mr Magnet" Monro, 2001
] AGWC Champ and meek mild mannered architect from London,
] won the 7th Annual Air Guitar World Championship held in
] Oulu, Finland.

RAWK!

Air Guitar World Championships

"What the hell did I do to get stuck with these toothless crackers?"

Anchorage Daily News | Story photograph

] Many gas stations in the Phoenix area were back in
] operation Monday morning after overnight fuel deliveries,
] though panic buying continued to create long lines at the
] pumps.

Overnight deliveries ease gas shortage, but lines persist

I found this highly amusing for all of three minutes. You too can find it just as amusing.

Marshmallow Balrogs

] Kittenhate.com is not a porn or pay site. We don't want
] your credit card number to access any part of this
] website. (Though clicking on our banners would be nice of
] you.) This website is built around the idea that people
] might like to anonymously talk about who, what, when and
] where they are having sex with. Maybe even 'how'

Kittenhate.com - Masturbation, sex, voyeurism and dark fantasy for the Net generation

Thanks to everyone who has contributed to it, this is the largest resource of foreign languages swear words and phrases and their English translations ever compiled. Here, you will learn how to insult, swear, cuss and curse in 108 languages.

SWEARSAURUS ::: How to swear in 108 languages!

] ATHF is an animated television masterpiece that
] captures the day to day lives of three fast food
] (literally...) detectives and follows them through
] their misadventures as they try and solve the
] hilarious mysteries presented to them in Southern
] New Jersey. 

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

] There are two ways to play along while
] watching the Banzai TV show. You can
] either log on to fox.com/banzai and play
] along on a computer, or you can play along
] on your wireless phone.

OK, this is one of the most fucked up TV shows that I have ever seen.

Japaneese men with baddly exaggerated accents host a program in which viewers are asked to bet on silly games of chance.

For example, six "automatically extending style" umbrellas are placed upright on a rotating table. 5 of the six unbrellas have had their springs disabled. There are two contestants. Viewers are asked to pick one. Then the contestants take turns picking up an umbrella, pointing it at their face, and pressing the button. The one that gets faced looses.

Whack.

BANZAI!

Oh my god. Want. Want. Want. Sigh.

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