] And why? Why is the adorable yellow sea sponge suddenly
] considered to be contributing to the mental and spiritual
] and genital degradation of millions of innocent children?
] Because he's a hyperactive none-too-bright
] short-attention-spanned spazzball of lovable
] non-sequiturial nonsense who induces rabid devotion among
] children and gay men and straight adults alike? Why, no.
] Not quite.

SpongeBob, Evil Gay Heathen / How sad to be a right-wing Christian in a world full of homo cartoons and scary nipples