] Mr. Leahy then suggested that the president of the Senate
] take his gavel and use it to perform an act that, while
] not technically impossible in anatomical terms, would
] certainly be considered both unseemly and unhygienic, and
] which would require an unusual combination of
] single-minded ambition and physical relaxation.
]
]
] Mr. Cheney wasted no time in informing Mr. Leahy that he
] should feel free to perform yet another anatomical
] impossibility%u2014this one involving aviation, a
] standard sexual act, and a rolling doughnut.

oh my lord, this is hilarious. Another take on the Chaney v. Leahy war of words.

The New Yorker: Shouts and Murmurs Chaney v. Leahy