The Sneeze - Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions.
Topic: Miscellaneous
1:03 pm EDT, Aug 26, 2007
I recently came across a container of fermented soybeans in the supermarket. I don't mean an old container of soybeans some stockboy forgot to toss. These are fermented-on-purpose soybeans from Japan. That's what Natto is.
I remembered hearing about this stuff on Iron Chef one time when it was the secret ingredient. The judges in the show were commenting on what a great job the chefs had done to "supress the smell" of the natto. I'm no Iron Chef, but I've got a clever way to supress the smell. Don't put it in your fucking food. I might not win "Battle Natto," but I promise you my dinner won't smell like stank-ass soybeans.
I found it slightly unsettling that the sealed styrofoam container had creepy little airholes in it. As if what was inside needed to breathe. I dared to lift the lid, which made me regret that I needed to breathe. The natto was coated in some kind of sick slime and had the complex yet playful aroma of a dumpster in July.
Actually, the little pile inside looked kinda like baked beans. It also smelled kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan's asshole.
Nashville Scene - Why Lap Dances In Nashville Are Illegal But Group Sex Isn’t
Topic: Miscellaneous
12:07 pm EDT, Aug 23, 2007
This is an interesting perspective on things, maybe NSFW. I've seen the inside of the strip club business up close and personal and to see such a variance within a single city is unusual.
