] There's a traditional definition of a shyster: a lawyer
] who, when the law is against him, pounds on the facts;
] when the facts are against him, pounds on the law; and
] when both the facts and the law are against him, pounds
] on the table. The SCO Group's continuing attempts to
] increase its market value at the expense of free software
] developers, distributors and users through outlandish
] legal theories and unsubstantiated factual claims show
] that the old saying hasn't lost its relevance.

SCO: Without Fear and Without Research