"Some of us — hopefully most of us — are trying to understand and appreciate the effect our recent election will have on you, the citizens of the rest of the world. As our so-called leaders redouble their efforts to screw you over, please remember that some of us — hopefully most of us — are truly, truly sorry. And we'll say we're sorry, even on the behalf of the ones who aren't."

Heartfelt Apologies

If you love W. and Tony Blair like I do, you will find then singing about a gay bar about as comprehensible as most other things we heard them say.

Absolutely nothing against gaybars, some of my best evenings have been spent courtesy of ...

If You Love George and Tony B. Like I Do