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Players take target practice on Sharon, Israeli leaders
The terrorist group Hezbollah, backed by Iran and based in southern Lebanon, has begun marketing a computer game simulating attacks on Israeli soldiers and allowing target practice using Israeli officials such as Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.

The game, "Special Force," took two years of development by the Hezbollah Central Internet Bureau, according to a report today in Lebanon's Daily Star.

According to the report, the game, which hit the market two weeks ago, places players in different stages of Hezbollah operations against the Jewish state. Players face the same conditions as Hezbollah terrorists, including geographic locations, mines, the number of Israeli troops and even the weather conditions. Special Force also offers a training simulation, where players can practice their shooting skills on targets such as Sharon and other Israeli political and military figures.

On the cover of the game's box, a message to users says "the designers of Special Force are very proud to provide you with this special product, which embodies objectively the defeat of the Israeli enemy and the heroic actions taken by heroes of the Islamic Resistance in Lebanon." It adds: "Be a partner in the victory. Fight, resist and destroy your enemy in the game of force and victory."

What platform is this game?

Now we got the US Army and Hezbollah producing video games. What a surreal world we live in..

WorldNetDaily: Hezbollah's new computer game

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Three men have died trying to retrieve a mobile phone from a pit latrine in the Kenyan town of Mombasa.

University student Dora Mwabela dropped the phone into the latrine while she was answering a call of nature, the Daily Nation newspaper reports.

She offered a reward of 1,000 shillings ($13) for anyone who could recover the phone, worth 6,000 shillings.

Most Kenyans survive on less than $1 a day.

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"The fumes inside must be extremely poisonous considering the short time it was taking to disable the retrievers," he said.

The cell phone was not found.

BBC NEWS | Africa | Latrine deaths over Kenyan cell phone

] The same technology used to download music from
] file-sharing sites makes it possible to trade
] pornography, tech experts testified at a Capitol Hill
] hearing Thursday.

Looks like someone's had their head up their ass.

CNN.com - File-sharing sites allow trading of porn - Mar. 14, 2003

] THE PRESIDENT: You may be seated. Like most of you out
] there, I keep a list of all the folks who have withheld
] or qualified their flattery of me over the years. Next to
] French dictator Jack Chirac, is Betsy Jernigan (who
] snickered quietly while I was stumbling through Dick and
] Jane in the third grade), Prince Charles of England (who
] supposedly opened his fairy trap to say something vaguely
] unfavorable about me at a private dinner), dried-up hag
] Helen Thomas, and Skip Barnsworth (who called me a
] "cheerleader fag" when I threw up on his Weejuns at a
] Delt party at Yale).
]
] Often, before turning in for bed at 8:30, I go through
] three or four pages in one of the many yellow legal pads
] in which I scribble the names of bastards who've rubbed
] me the wrong way. I can't tell you what a rush it is to
] come across a name and have my heart jump for joy as I
] put down my pretzel and cold beverage and run a red pen
] over and over and over and over their name, knowing that
] they had been killed by a hit and run, succumbed to an
] unexplained suicide, or been strangled by an over-zealous
] CIA operative acting on more of a polite hint than an
] outright order.

Satire....man's greatest gift.

President Responds to Treasonous Criticism from Decrepit One-Term Has-Been Who'd Better Keep His Geriatric Cakehole Shut if He Knows What's Good for Father's Day - WHITEHOUSE.ORG

] March 14 %u2014 U.S. officials fear that once President
] Bush signals the U.S. is headed to war, Saddam Hussein
] will strike pre-emptively, administration sources told
] ABCNEWS.

ABCNEWS.com : Saddam Could Launch First Strike

"Welcome to the NRA Kooky Kidz Korner boys and girls! Hope you're packin' heat and lookin' for fun - cuz we're all about playing with high-caliber guns! Old Mr. Boring never shows his head 'round here, and if'n he does, we'll slay him like a deer!"

Funny stuff.

National Rifleman's KOOKY KIDS KORNER

] The apple juice was bitter. Foamy. Blue and white specks
] floated in it.
]
] So Beate Turner of Oakland County took the juice from her
] toddler, poured it into another container and carried it
] off the jet after Northwest Flight 47 landed at Detroit
] Metro Airport.
]
] That act resulted in criminal charges Thursday, with a
] former Northwest flight attendant accused of spiking a
] 19-month-old girl's juice to stop her crying during a
] flight.

Attendant is charged with drugging tot

] Senator to push for scholarships in 1st year
]
] Gov. Phil Bredesen ''low-balled'' lottery revenue
] estimates when he called for a one-year moratorium on
] lottery-funded college scholarships, the Senate sponsor
] of the lottery legislation charged yesterday.
]
] Sen. Steve Cohen said he will push ahead with his bill
] creating a lottery despite the governor's objections.

This guy is a real moron.

Cohen: Bredesen's lottery figures low - Friday, 03/14/03

] MySQL still lacks many features big customers want, but
] the software maker and CEO Marten Mickos have dazzling
] opportunities ahead.

Fortune.com - Fast Forward - Can an Open-Source Database Threaten Microsoft, Oracle, and IBM?