] PORTLAND, Maine - Music buyers who applied for a share of
] a price-fixing settlement involving major U.S. record
] distributors and retailers will receive about $12.60
] apiece if a judge signs off on the deal.

Yahoo! News - Consumers in CD Settlement May Get Money

] China is equipping its courts with mobile execution vans
] as it shifts away from the communist system's traditional
] bullet in the head, towards a more "civilised" use of
] lethal injection.
]
] Intermediate Courts of the southern province of Yunnan
] were issued with 18 new execution vans on February 28 and
] a court official said some have already been used.
]
] "We cannot tell you how many executions so far, otherwise
] you could work out from the daily rate how many we carry
] out," the official said.
]
] Chinese authorities keep execution numbers a secret, but
] Western human rights monitors believe it is about 15,000
] a year, more than the rest of the world's judicial
] executions combined.
]
] The death penalty can apply for serious crimes against
] the person, armed robbery, drug trafficking, major cases
] of corruption and political violence.
]
] Many public executions have been held in football
] stadiums so traditional execution methods are no secret.
] The condemned criminal is taken by open truck to the
] execution ground and made to kneel with hands cuffed and
] head bowed, before being shot in the head. Families who
] want to reclaim the body are charged for the bullet.

Chinese try mobile death vans - theage.com.au

This is kinda funny, but at the same time..

#1) Why is it in English?
#2) Come now, is Bush really as bad as Hitler?

and my favorite..

#3) This poster is illegal in Germany. It's legal in America.

Same Shit Different Asshole

] COVINGTON, Louisiana (AP) -- Two dozen monkeys escaped
] from a research center and holed up in a forest, where
] animal-control workers used bananas and oranges to try to
] lure them out.
]
] The monkeys are classified as disease-free and posed no
] health risk to humans, but workers trying to capture the
] animals wore protective gowns and gloves as a standard
] precaution, said Fran Simon, a spokeswoman for the Tulane
] Regional Primate Center.
]
] By Wednesday, eight of the 24 rhesus macaques remained on
] the loose.

Somedays I think about trying to make a run for it too.

CNN.com - Monkeys flee research center, keepers trying to lure them with bananas - Mar. 12, 2003

] SPRINGFIELD, Mass. -- A lawsuit filed by a West
] Springfield woman against Costco Wholesale Corp, after
] being fired for refusing to remove her eyebrow ring has
] been upheld by a judge.
]
] But the judge also said he has "grave doubts" about the
] viability of the case.
]
] Former Costco cashier Kimberly Cloutier has said she
] belongs to the Church of Body Modification and wore her
] eyebrow ring and other piercings as a sign of her faith.

Sign of her faith, give me a break.

TheBostonChannel.com - News - Woman Suing Costco Over Eyebrow Ring

] A 22-year-old Detroit man was killed outside a motorcycle
] club on the city's east side after losing a staring
] competition with another man, Detroit police said Sunday.

DETROIT: Man killed after losing a staring competition

] LOS ANGELES -- The Los Angeles Kings for the last month
] have allowed a season ticket holder to review their books
] on behalf of the team's fans.
]
] Money manager Philip Propper, 42, said the access is part
] of a movement on behalf of sports teams who are being
] pushed to come clean with the fans they charge $8.50 for
] a beer and $4,300 for season tickets

ESPN.com: NHL - Kings allow ticket holder to study their books

] OXFORD | Miami University police have arrested a student
] they said created an e-mail announcing the cancellation
] of classes. The message was sent to more than 31,000
] online addresses Wednesday night.
]
] Benjamin M. Field, 22, a computer science major, was
] charged with a felony count of unauthorized use of a
] computer and cited on charges of drug abuse and drug
] paraphernalia, both misdemeanors. He was released Friday
] on bond from the Butler County Jail. University officials
] said Field could face dismissal.

DDN | Miami student held in e-mail prank

Nanochick wrote:
] BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

hmm... sadly T-n-A is not listed as one of the advantages.

RE: HootersAir - We loves us some flying, and it be showing like a mofo

] PRINCETON, N.J. - An online banking glitch gave a
] Princeton University student access to university
] accounts totaling $9.9 million when he tried to access a
] student publication's account.

Yahoo! News - Banking Glitch Gives Student $9.9 Million