] SANDUSKY -- Cedar Point workers gathered up all the
] change that had fallen from guests' pockets while at the
] amusement park, including money from the fountains.
]
] It added up to $7,000.
]
] The amusement park donated the money to a local
] organization which benefits kids.

How much of that was your's Scott?

Change gathered at Cedar Point totaled $7,000 | wkyc.com

] These are photos of Von Bondies lead singer Jason
] Stollsteimer after the alleged brawl between him and
] White Stripes lead singer Jack White. Stollsteimer's
] manager, Rick Canny, supplied the photos in an effort to
] support his claim that White attacked him Saturday night
] at the Magic Stick club on Woodward.

Damn! Jack White beat the shit out of this guy.

Singer claims photos show aftermath of fight (WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTOS)

] Perfect pages for kids to color and learn about famous
] African Americans.

Do the Right thing this February and color a picture!

Black History Month

] A U.S. federal appeals court has dealt the RIAA a long
] awaited kick to the groin in its pursuit of file
] swappers, saying the music label lobby group can no
] longer force Internet providers to turn over their
] customers names.
]
]
] The Friday ruling from a three-judge panel hearing the
] case for the U.S. Court of Appeals in the District of
] Columbia is likely to slow down the RIAA (Recording
] Industry Association of America) hunt for file swappers.
] The judges have blocked the pigopolist mob from being
] able to subpoena users' names from ISPs. This decision
] overturns a district court ruling earlier this year that
] ordered Verizon to give up the goods on its customers.
]
]
] "We conclude . . . as Verizon contends, a subpoena may be
] issued only to an ISP engaged in storing on its servers
] material that is infringing or the subject of infringing
] activity," the court wrote.

w00t!

U.S. judges blast music labels' attack on ISPs and users

] Toy Vault's first ever specialty plush line is based on
] H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu stories. Dolls are 6-16" tall,
] made of beautiful fabric and filled with plush and
] beanies. Look for Secret Agent Cthulhu and Super Hero
] Cthulhu Coming Soon!

Sweet!

ToyVault - Cthulhu Plush

with this guide, you can't lose.

What a Crappy Present - CD Gift Advice, Parents and Kids

] Intel will next month move into the digital TV market
] with a low-cost, single-chip solution to all the
] electronics and chippery found in today's big screen
] tellies.
]
]
] The chip giant will reveal is product at the Las Vegas
] Consumer Electronics Show, which opens its doors in three
] weeks' time, the New York Times claimed yesterday. The
] move will herald significantly cheaper sets, possibly by
] next Christmas, analysts interviewed by the paper
] forecast.

Maybe I'll be able to afford one next year now.

Intel chip to pave way for cheap digital TVs - report

] From the Jesus Fairy Christmas tree topper to the Lord of
] the Kings jigsaw puzzle...

must have Jesus ashtray...

Ship of Fools: the Magazine of Christian Unrest

] Funk music pioneer George Clinton was arrested and
] charged with drug possession after allegedly admitting to
] an officer he had cocaine in his pocket.

What the funk?

CNN.com - Funkmeister George Clinton arrested - Dec. 9, 2003

] A practical joker has stirred up trouble by publishing a
] Japanese-to-English phrase book with incorrect
] definitions for every phrase!
]
] Now thousands of Japanese tourists who've painstakingly
] studied the bogus dictionary in preparation for trips to
] America are arriving on our shores only to encounter
] blank stares, hysterical laughter or even brutal beatings
] as soon as they open their mouths.
]
] "The man who compiled this dictionary clearly went out of
] his way to wreak havoc," says New York hotel concierge
] Jacqueline Porseman, who arranges tours for many VIP
] guests from Japan.
]
] "For instance, when the Japanese think they're asking
] 'Can you direct me to the rest room?' the book actually
] has them saying, 'Excuse me, may I caress your buttocks?'

Weekly World News is the real source. Entertaining nonetheless.

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