I'm almost disappointed that I'm going to see the Pretenders tonight now.

The State of the Union Drinking Game 2003

] An 80-year-old man has been arrested on charges that
] might be described as shopping cart rage.

Who needs the onion when you got people like this...

Grocery Store Customer, 80, Charged With Bumping Man's Cart

"SAN FRANCISCO—The "New Economy"—the Internet-driven business landscape once predicted to make "bricks and mortar" retailers obsolete—was wistfully recalled Monday, when a small dot-com promotional item was discovered in the junk drawer of former dot-commer Eric Noyce."

I love the onion.

New Economy Wistfully Recalled As Tiny Dot-Com Promotional Object Found In Drawer

"San Diego, Calif. -- Hoping for a simultaneous marketing and military coup, the Bush administration today officially set a war date, announcing that the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq will be part of the Super Bowl XXXVII halftime show."

U.S.-Led Iraq War Slated For Super Bowl Halftime Show

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Yet another great Switch ad parody.

Switch

Nanochick wrote:
] ] "As to the first point, that of money. Well most guys
] ] know that women dig guys with money. Would Donald Trump
] ] be fucking models if he wasn't rich? That question is
] ] rhetorical. Now I don't even believe this is wrong, I
] ] think it is just nature. But I also think women who are
] ] this way (and it is almost all of you) should be honest
] ] and admit that they are basically whores, and stop saying
] ] bad things about the so-called "actual whores" who are
] ] just trying to earn an honest living.
] ] Most women read this and say something like, "Well I'm
] ] not the average woman because..blah...blah...not
] ] true...blah blah...my boyfriend/lover/husband/masseuse
] ] was poor...blah...blah."
] ] If you thought something like this you are very likely
] ] the average woman. If you read it and went "Hmmm..." and
] ] then you went back to doing physics, then you have a
] ] case."
]
] This site is bloody hilarious:)

Great fun read no matter how sad and true it is.

RE: Ladder Theory Master Page

HOBBITON IT’S ON !!!!

The Lords of the Rhymes

Very slow, but amusing.

Lord of the Peeps

The title says it all.

Bloody Finger Mail