] The U.S. military is seriously considering launching air
] strikes against Iraq from Jennifer Lopez's ass,
] sources close to both the Pentagon and the singer-actress
] revealed today.

BOROWITZ report.com - U.S. MAY LAUNCH AIR STRIKES FROM J. LO’S ASS

Just watch it.

Bush & Blair

Great lttle short made up of slightly off-center cartoons.

REJECTED

] Washington, D.C. - This weekend the District of Columbia
] fell under meteorological attack and the nation's capital
] has been crippled. "Several inches of snow have fallen on
] the DC area and more snow is on the way," reported the
] local NBC television station.
]
]
] The Snow Miser was arrested, but subsequently released
] for the 1936 New York Blizzard Attack.]
] On CNN's Late Edition, Homeland Security Secretary Tom
] Ridge refused to speculate on possible causes of the
] siege. Ridge stated: "We can either be afraid, or we can
] be ready. America chooses to be ready."

Great satire.

BBspot - Snow Miser Suspected in D.C. Snow Attack

] Palestinian stone throwers disclosed for the first time
] Friday, that due to a gross miscalculation of their
] arsenal, they had finally run out of rocks and would be
] forced to come up with more inventive ways of continuing
] their Intifada on the Jewish state of Israel.
]
] I reached down to grab a rock this morning and all
] I got was a handful of sand, said one Palestinian
] militant who asked to remain anonymous. I tried
] throwing it but it just blew back in my face. Man, It
] really stung my eyes!

Palestinians Run Out of Rocks

w00t!

Lego Rave

] Benjamin Curtis, better known as "Steven," the Dell
] Computer pitchman, was arrested Sunday night for
] marijuana possession, a misdemeanor, according to New
] York City police.

Dell Dude Busted for Pot

Nanochick wrote:
] hehehehe

I just about fell out of my chair.

RE: pilots_01

Nanochick wrote:
] ] The Fish is BACK!, We've found a shipper who will handle
] ] it now! ... Maybe they cheated on you...maybe they ran
] ] over your cat... maybe they were just born that way! When
] ] "Thank You" cards won't do the trick, we've got you
] ] covered. Don't just say it, say it like you mean it, with
] ] one of the disgusting products from senddeadfish.com.
] ] We will wrap and ship a smelly rotting fish, wilting
] ] flowers or a rank bag of crap straight to your
] ] "intended's" door step. Add a comment card that says it
] ] all and leave them speechless!
]
]
] hehehehehehehehehehehe

Brilliant!

RE: Welcome To Send Dead Fish

Children's Books That Will Never Be Published:

"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dad's New Wife Timothy"
"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets"
"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
"You Were an Accident"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of
North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Become Friends"
"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"Bi-Curious George"

We all need a bit of humor in our lives