This is a great collection of spoofed pictures and quotes from "Baghdad Bob." My favorites are the Matrix movie poster, and the picture of Sahaf having been hired by Toronto as their "No SARS" spokesman: "Toronto has no SARS virus, none at all, we did have one or two mild cases of hay fever, but they have been completely overcome..." Heh.

New Careers for the Iraqi (Mis)Information Minister

"North Vancouver is finally respecting the linguistic abilities of a largely discriminated against section of the world population. I think we should introduce legislation mandating these bilingual signs to be used in the US as well. Lead on Canadian brothers!"

Bilingual Signs

] Welcome to the official English language site of the
] esteemed Iraqi Information Ministry. Through these
] difficult times my ministry strives to bring fair and
] balanced information about our homeland and the events
] taking place within it. In a world polluted by the
] propaganda of the pig-dog Bush administration in the USA,
] we thank you for visiting us today to seek the true
] picture of events in Iraq. - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
] (Minister of Information)

This parody site is much better than the one that came out last week.

Iraqi Information Ministry | Official English Language Site

] Patriotic items for fanatical flagwavers

Flag-O-Rama!

] SAN FRANCISCO -- While protesters against the War in Iraq
] attempted to jam busy downtown streets, police attired in
] fashionable riot gear have implemented a new tactic to
] stem the flow and demoralize the crowds.

This is really funny.

Quiet Riot Police iRock Iraq Protesters With iPods.

] THE PRESIDENT: You may be seated. Like most of you out
] there, I keep a list of all the folks who have withheld
] or qualified their flattery of me over the years. Next to
] French dictator Jack Chirac, is Betsy Jernigan (who
] snickered quietly while I was stumbling through Dick and
] Jane in the third grade), Prince Charles of England (who
] supposedly opened his fairy trap to say something vaguely
] unfavorable about me at a private dinner), dried-up hag
] Helen Thomas, and Skip Barnsworth (who called me a
] "cheerleader fag" when I threw up on his Weejuns at a
] Delt party at Yale).
]
] Often, before turning in for bed at 8:30, I go through
] three or four pages in one of the many yellow legal pads
] in which I scribble the names of bastards who've rubbed
] me the wrong way. I can't tell you what a rush it is to
] come across a name and have my heart jump for joy as I
] put down my pretzel and cold beverage and run a red pen
] over and over and over and over their name, knowing that
] they had been killed by a hit and run, succumbed to an
] unexplained suicide, or been strangled by an over-zealous
] CIA operative acting on more of a polite hint than an
] outright order.

Satire....man's greatest gift.

President Responds to Treasonous Criticism from Decrepit One-Term Has-Been Who'd Better Keep His Geriatric Cakehole Shut if He Knows What's Good for Father's Day - WHITEHOUSE.ORG

"Welcome to the NRA Kooky Kidz Korner boys and girls! Hope you're packin' heat and lookin' for fun - cuz we're all about playing with high-caliber guns! Old Mr. Boring never shows his head 'round here, and if'n he does, we'll slay him like a deer!"

Funny stuff.

National Rifleman's KOOKY KIDS KORNER

] The blimp which was up until this moment a fun toy here
] embarked on a career of evil.

Amusing story about a family's encounter with one of those 3-foot helium blimp toys.

The Horror of Blimps

] Vatican City - The Vatican has announced today that all
] Catholic computer programmers must abstain from using
] cloning methods in Object Oriented programming if they
] are to go to Heaven, stating that the Church considers
] cloning an act against God. They have recently discovered
] that in most Object Oriented languages it is common for
] objects to be cloneable and possess a "clone()" method,
] which creates an exact copy of the object.

BBspot - The Vatican Against Cloning In Programming Languages

] The Department of Homeland Security reduced the
] nation's terror alert status from Orange to Yellow
] today, with Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge urging
] all Americans to stock up on Scotch tape rather than duct
] tape and to immediately destroy half the amount of water
] and food they keep in their homes.

BOROWITZ report.com - TERROR STATUS REDUCED TO YELLOW; RIDGE URGES AMERICANS TO BUY SCOTCH TAPE