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] The well-fed rockers of Tenacious D went on a 45-day
] hunger strike yesterday.
]
] They were tenacious enough to last about an hour.
]
] A comic-rock duo featuring actor Jack Black, Tenacious D
] has earned a hard-core following of fans ravenous for
] their anthems invoking the themes and lingo of heavy
] metal.
]
] Yesterday, Black and partner Kyle Gass pledged a gesture
] as grand as their music, saying they would starve
] themselves while dangling above Times Square for 45 days
] - or until their new DVD sold 1 million copies.
]
] "Kyle is going to bring a guitar, and if we need extra
] nourishment, we will live off the power of each other's
] rock," Black said.

I love these guys.

Rock duo in school of mock

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Decius wrote:
] This is probably the scariest Microsoft related footage that I
] have ever seen. Its called Dance Monkey Boy.

He needs to lay off the crank.

RE: Steve Ballmer: When marketing goes too far... [MPG]

] SQWERL biological devices are the future of wireless
] communication.

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] Washington, D.C. - The United States Postal Service
] surprised citizens and lawmakers today by filing
] thousands of lawsuits against netizens with active e-mail
] addresses. Under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act,
] the use of e-mail violates the government-approved
] monopoly the USPS currently enjoys.

Another good piece of satire from BBSpot.

BBspot - USPS Sues Internet Users

] Los Angeles, CA - The RIAA announced that they would
] begin a strategy of profits by lawsuit, which should keep
] them a viable business indefinitely.
]
] "It's really a bold new idea that really gets back to the
] roots of the RIAA," said new RIAA Chairman and CEO Mitch
] Bainwol. "We'll no longer be worried about distributing
] music. The file sharers will do that for us, but now
] we'll just make our money from suing them and that's
] really what we're all about."
]
] According to a report by The Inquirer it will take the
] RIAA over 2,000 years to sue every file sharer, which
] confirms the long-term viability of the business model.

BBspot - RIAA Says Future of Music is Suing File Sharers

] New York, NY - NBC announced it will be expanding its
] successful Law and Order franchise with a fifth series
] called Law and Order: RIAA which focuses on an elite
] division of New York police who are teamed with RIAA
] lawyers.
]
] Lars Ulrich will star as a gritty New York detective and
] John Amos will play the chief RIAA lawyer. "Since most
] file sharing cases are civil and only consist of serving
] subpoenas, we had to take some liberties much like the
] RIAA," said creator Dick Wolf.
]
] "Not only will each episode feature a tense tracking and
] capture of a copyright violator, but also a performance
] by the artist being violated," explained Wolf.

BBspot - NBC Announces Law and Order: RIAA Series

John Ashcroft's Patriot Act Summer Tour

Summer Tour 8/27/03

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