] MONTCLAIR, Va. -- A 42-year-old first-grade teacher at
] Washington-Reid Elementary School wrote a note claiming
] there was a bomb in the building, Prince William County
] police said Tuesday.
]
] The note was intended as a practical joke, police said,
] but Elizabeth Schuette, of Montclair, was charged with
] threatening to bomb.

That's about the dumbest idea I've ever seen anyone try to get out of work.

First-grade teacher charged in school bomb threat