] Satan signs two-year deal with Sabres
]
] BUFFALO (AP) - Restricted free agent forward
] Miroslav Satan signed a two-year contract with the
] Buffalo Sabres on Monday. Satan, who had 26 goals and a
] career-high 75 points last season, earned $3.55 million,
] and has said he wanted to be the team's highest-paid
] player.

Also, check out the url for his stats from the jokesters at espn.com:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/players/profile?statsId=666

and Sports Illustrated:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/nhl/players/666/

and Yahoo Sports:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666/

Never fails to get a chuckle out of me when I see his name in headlines.

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