] Attention, all families and friends preparing to send
] "care packages" to U.S. soldiers: Not all gifts are
] created equal on the Arabian Peninsula.
]
] Powered-drink mixes, beef jerky, pretzels and chewing gum
] are fine, say the veterans at
] http://www.West-Point.org.Chocolate will melt.
] Flyswatters, footballs, lip balm, sunblock lotion, foot
] powder and other logical items will be appreciated.
]
] Do not send pork or tobacco. Do not send religious
] materials. And do not send pornography. In other words,
] send nothing that will bring grief -- or danger -- to
] soldiers in the lands surrounding Mecca.
]
] Thus, scores of religious leaders got upset when they
] heard about a DirectLink Media Group offer to send
] pornographic videotapes and DVDs to U.S. soldiers and
] veterans anywhere, with the soldiers paying shipping and
] handling charges.

Awwww.

A war of words over sending pornography to troops