] It's just another Thursday night at Bodacious Classics, a
] dance club in Southeast Portland.
]
] A couple of Imperial storm troopers are chatting with a
] galactic bounty hunter and a Jedi knight. Waitresses in
] Federation Starfleet uniforms take drink orders. Five
] Klingon warriors are mixing with the crowd.
]
] Then, suddenly, the roughest, toughest Klingon in the
] room lets loose.
]
] "qqqqab,HomDaq jIqab!"
]
] To Earthlings, that translates roughly as "B-B-B-B-Bad to
] the bone!"
]
] It's George Thorogood and the Destroyers, rendered in the
] mythical Klingon language created for "Star Trek" movies
] and TV shows.
]
] It's your weirdest dream: Klingon karaoke.

The final frontier: Klingon Karaoke . . . to boldly go where no singer has gone before