] Washington, D.C. - This weekend the District of Columbia
] fell under meteorological attack and the nation's capital
] has been crippled. "Several inches of snow have fallen on
] the DC area and more snow is on the way," reported the
] local NBC television station.
]
]
] The Snow Miser was arrested, but subsequently released
] for the 1936 New York Blizzard Attack.]
] On CNN's Late Edition, Homeland Security Secretary Tom
] Ridge refused to speculate on possible causes of the
] siege. Ridge stated: "We can either be afraid, or we can
] be ready. America chooses to be ready."

Great satire.

BBspot - Snow Miser Suspected in D.C. Snow Attack