] A British student apologised yesterday for joking that
] she was taking three bombs on board a flight in the
] United States

Everyone should make one bomb joke while waiting inline for airport security. Better yet, don't make bomb jokes, don't talk at all. When you have something to say, whisper it and look very secretive.

Student apologises for 'foolish' joke about bombs on US flight

] Flight Sim enquiry raises terror alert
] So alarmed was the Staples clerk at the prospect of the ten year old ] learning to fly, that he informed the police

If your going to shop at Staples, pay cash.

Flight Sim enquiry raises terror alert