] Howard, 55, told police he had started using drugs last
] year after suffering a heart attack. "I thought it would
] make me feel younger," a police report quoted him as
] saying.

Smoking crack after having a heart attack, now here's a bright one.

S.F.'s No. 2 parking official arrested / Put on leave after bust at drug house

] A British student apologised yesterday for joking that
] she was taking three bombs on board a flight in the
] United States

Everyone should make one bomb joke while waiting inline for airport security. Better yet, don't make bomb jokes, don't talk at all. When you have something to say, whisper it and look very secretive.

Student apologises for 'foolish' joke about bombs on US flight

I think out society might benefit more if we had a movie about Allah. I wonder if suicide bombers are going to take to the movie theaters. Better yet, I wonder if AMC is going to implement airport style security checks.

Gibson Expects 'Worst to Come' Over Christ Film

Can you guys add a "crime" topic?

[[ MemeStreams ]] Add/Remove Topics

Starbucks opens up shop in France, giving the French
one more reason to hate us.
Well atleast Rattle will be able to pick up grande
triple bypass with milk while visiting the Effil Tower.

Starbucks debuts in the land of cafe au lait

] A man wanted in the slayings of three members of his
] girlfriend's family shot himself in the chest and blew
] himself up in a stolen car in a fiery blast

Awesome.

Man sought in three killings blows himself up

Here is a nifty little gui app that will assist you in building js rollover menus. It's all done through the gui, no editing code.

DHTML Menu / JavaScript Menu Software Developer - Navigation Menu Systems / Drop Down Menu Systems for Professional Web Developers

] Carson City teen finds $88,904; gives it to police

This kid is stupid.

Carson City teen finds $88,904; gives it to police

San Francisco 49ers quarterback Jeff Garcia was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving.
I thought his photo looked familure.
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object.cgi?object=/chronicle/pictures/2004/01/14/sp_garcia_mug.jpg&paper=chronicle&file=JEFFGARCIA.TMP&directory=/c/a/2004/01/14&type=universal
He also appears on the cover of Among the Thugs, which oddly enough is about football hooligans.
Check it
http://www.epinions.com/book_mu-2221777/display_~reviews#

Check out this resemblance [49ers quarterback arrested]

] The wedding was the first for Craft, 34, and the fourth
] for Ellison, 59, who is CEO of Oracle

He is going to need DB2 to track all his alimony.

Larry Ellison attempts 4th marriage