] An optimistic attitude, often touted as an important
] psychological tool against cancer, doesn't prolong
] survival for lung cancer patients.

There is only one cure for cancer, and that is we need to call Osama and have him land a few planes on Philip Moris.

Optimism Doesn't Prolong Lung Cancer Patients' Survival

] Scientists have found more evidence for a possible link
] between non-Hodgkin's lymphoma and long-term use of dark
] hair dye

Well, that end my career as a punk rock hair stylist.

Study Links Some Hair Dyes to Kind of Cancer

] Genetic testing confirms that the cow diagnosed with the
] first U.S. case of mad cow disease was born in Canada

It's official, the Canadians are trying to do us in. All Canadians should be treated as Enemy Combatants.

ajc.com | News | DNA on mad cow Holstein

] We found that heavy coffee consumption substantially
] reduced the risk of Type 2 diabetes in both men and women

Rattle is the ginipig for this test. We shall see if his 3 pot a day coffee intake wards of diabetes. Now taking bets.

CBS News | Coffee Cuts Risk Of Diabetes | January 5, 2004 20:13:38

Know an Introvert? I live with one. I was hoping this article would give me some insight into how to deal with him. Then I got to the segment that read "I performed exhaustive research on this question, in the form of a quick Google search." Like I'm sure this guy is trying to be funny, but Googling is a bad form of research.
Anyhow this guy rambles on a good deal for being an introvert. Has the nerve to say that introvetness is an orientation, then sums up his article with "How can I let the introvert in my life know that I support him and respect his choice?... don't say anything else..." Thus making that person behave in an introverted way, so using this article as the corner stone of research, I have concluded that introverts are like viruses and that they should be eliminated. Because really they serve no good to mankind except to write articles about their "orientation". Big fucking deal, you can't ask a girl out, pull up eros, shell out some dough, and get on with your life. Let me tell you about another orientation. It's called ADD.

Caring for Your Introvert

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This doctor removes alien implants from human hosts. Very interesting.

Dr. Roger Leir's - AlienScalpel.com

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] Steve Rucker, a registered nurse at the National
] Institutes of Health, broke with his lunchtime routine
] yesterday, forgoing his usual visit to the cafeteria and
] opting instead to roll up his sleeve for a shot filled
] with the biological essence of Ebola -- one of the
] world's deadliest and goriest diseases.

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Volunteer Gets Experimental Ebola Vaccine (washingtonpost.com)