] "This is a good blog. This is the best blog. It is about
] god and the universe and those horrible screaming monkeys
] and that time I made a pizza out of an old tire and a can
] of whip cream. It is the Fafblog."

Fafblog! the whole worlds only source for Fafblog.

] It has happened to many of us: you take your seat in a
] public toilet and, just as nature is about to take its
] course, someone enters next door.
]
] Cue exaggerated coughing and throat clearing in an
] attempt to drown out the cacophony that sometimes
] accompanies one of nature's great levellers. Women in
] Japan, however, no longer have to suffer the indignity of
] having their movements echo through the ladies' room.
]
] With a flick of the hand, they can call on the Sound
] Princess.

Guardian Unlimited | The Guardian | Royal flush covers loo blushes

] EAGER Simpsons fans have inundated Whittlesea Council in
] Melbourne with telephone calls after rumours the
] municipality had a real-life replica of the cartoon
] family's home.
]
] A hoax e-mail has prompted Simpsons devotees to spend
] hours driving around Whittlesea's northern suburbs trying
] to find the double-storey property.

NEWS.com.au | House hoax drives council mad (October 5, 2004)

] Saitama, Japan, Sep. 28 (UPI) -- A man died from asthma
] after being bitten several times by his pet hamster in a
] city north of Tokyo, the Mainichi Shimbun reported
] Tuesday.

Man dies after pet hamster bites him - (United Press International)

] NEW YORK -- The folks at Comedy Central were annoyed when
] Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly kept referring to "The
] Daily Show" audience as "stoned slackers."
]
] So they did a little research. And guess whose audience
] is more educated?
]
] Viewers of Jon Stewart's show are more likely to have
] completed four years of college than people who watch
] "The O'Reilly Factor," according to Nielsen Media
] Research.

Boston.com / A&E / TV / So who are the

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

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] I received this stupid pen on my birthday years ago from
] my ex-wife, and even before I divorced her flabby body, I
] hated the pen. I have no idea why she bought me this
] piece of crap. Sure, it writes fine and could "seem"
] kind of cool, but I hate it. The color is ugly, it
] barely fits in my banana sized hands, and it comes with
] some weird carrying case. King Kong could barely write
] with it. Every time I open up my drawer and see this
] waste of space, I am reminded that I used to be married
] to that skank who gave me a stupid pen for my birthday.
] It's not like I collect pens or anything, or even take
] time to write stuff down. I use a computer to write.
] OK, call me different, but even if I did like or use
] pens, this is not the one I would have spent money on. I
] have no idea how much she paid for it, but I can
] guarantee you it was my money she used to buy it. She
] could barely hold down a job, let alone cook for herself.
] This dismal lazy slug sat on the couch for entertainment
] and watched old movies all day.

eBay item 3837676332 (Ends Sep-12-04 11:50:06 PDT) - Jean Pierre Le'pine pen from Ex-Wife

] The Last Starfighter, a world premiere science fiction
] musical inspired by the 1984 screenplay of the motion
] picture of the same name, will open the 2004-05 season of
] Off Broadway's Storm Theatre, Oct. 15-30.

Yahoo! News - 'The Last Starfighter', the Musical, Beams Down Into World Premiere in NYC

] The threat to the country is very real. The large pool of
] idle youth has allowed Islamic fundamentalists to find
] easy recruits. Saudi sources say that many of the
] insurgents were in their early teens.

Since the early 90s, I've always compared Islamic fundamentalistic terrorism with the punk movement. It seems apropriate.

The real inspiration for Islamic Terrorism? Boredom

But the question he should be asking is, How does a nation allow for serious criticism, even of its foundational institutions, when it is quite clearly under a real attack?

A Foreign Scholar, Kept Out