Erik Peterson: Thackery [our main tech writer] has assless leather chaps when he rides his motorcycle

Me:... uhhhhhhh ... why are you telling me this?

Bryan Sullivan: Wait, aren't all chaps assless? I'm mean, otherwise, they would just be leather pants.

Me: I don't think chaps cover the back of the leg like pants do

EP: I don't really care, its just so great to say "assless leather chaps"

Chet (our gay tech writer): What I don't understand is why three straight men are talking about assless chaps. Have I left work already?

I so love my work environment.