At work today:

Steve: Billy, I've got a question about SQL Injection false positives
Me: [not looking up] HTTP 302, Nidhi Shah [points to Nidhi]
Steve: ... ... Did you just reply with an HTTP redirect?
Me: ... Maybe
Steve: Do you know how dorky that is?
Me: ... Maybe
Steve: [starts to leave] ... [stops] ... You know you got the syntax wrong right?
Me: Who's being dorky now Steve!