Ran into a file on my laptop with some funny quotes from Shmoocon this past January:

"Boobs are always relevant"
-Rattle

"That is the most manly drink I've ever seen you drink"
-Decius

"Into freaky shit. I mean, I'm asian and it was freaky to me!"
-timball

"Are you interested in making lots of money?"
"Sure, Don't we all?"
-Abaddon to some Amway drone

"I just want to smack these people and say 'It's a freaking pyramid schema!'"
-Acidus