] According to a Yahoo! report (and yes, we've asked
] ourselves if they haven't got anything better to do down
] at Yahoo! - like cracking one off - instead of wasting
] everyone's time with these tiresome masturbation
] stories), the event was organised to "help raise funds
] for the Center for Sex and Culture, and, according to its
] organizer, provide an outlet for safe sex for those who
] enjoy pleasuring themselves in a semi-public setting".
]
] Jesus. No wonder Middle America is as we speak loading
] its semi-automatic rifle and flicking through the Bible
] for the bit where it says: "Ye verily, the Lord did smite
] down those who indulged in the trouser-snake monosamba."

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