... the purpose of my first or 2nd program in an new language is to bend/circumvent a law of some kind?

With Virgil's lecture on Datamining (complete with Cat Schwatz topless), and a shakey but growing knowledge of Perl, my global jacking of content-that-probably-wasn't-meant-to-be-indexed begins.

Disk is cheap and my Downstream is idle... I should have most of the Internet by Thursday!