] I'm off on this tangent because I'm enraged by the ] numerous attempts at verbose, pseudoliterary, "nuanced" ] criticism of Moore this week by the learned priests of ] our business. (And no, I'm not overlooking this ] newspaper.) Michael Moore may be an ass, and impossible ] to like as a public figure, and a little loose with the ] facts, and greedy, and a shameless panderer. But he ] wouldn't be necessary if even one percent of the rest of ] us had any balls at all. ] ] If even one reporter had stood up during a pre-Iraq Bush ] press conference last year and shouted, "Bullshit!" it ] might have made a difference. ] ] If even one network, instead of cheerily re-broadcasting ] Pentagon-generated aerial bomb footage, had risked its ] access to the government by saying to the Bush ] administration, "We're not covering the war unless we can ] shoot anything we want, without restrictions," that might ] have made a difference. It might have made this war look ] like what it is%u2014pointless death and carnage that ] would have scared away every advertiser in the ] country%u2014rather than a big fucking football game that ] you can sell Coke and Pepsi and Scott's Fertilizer to. ] ] Where are the articles about the cowardice of those ] people? Hitchens in his piece accuses Moore of errors by ] omission: How come he isn't writing about the CNN ] producers who every day show us gung-ho Army desert rats ] instead of legless malcontents in the early stages of a ] lifelong morphine addiction? ] ] Yeah, well, we don't write about those people, because ] they're just doing their jobs, whatever that means. For ] some reason, we in the media can forgive that. We just ] can't forgive it when someone does our jobs for us. Say ] what you want about Moore, but he picked himself up and ] did something, something approximating the role ] journalism is supposed to play. The rest of us%u2014let's ] face it%u2014are just souped-up shoe salesmen with lit ] degrees. Who should shut their mouths in the presence of ] real people. o NYPress: SHOVELING COAL FOR SATAN: Christopher Hitchens collects check from Microsoft, calls Moore a coward. |