k wrote:

Kerry bought some flip flops for $2.44 at Wal Mart. After wearing them for a while, she noticed a tingling sensation on her feet. She immediately stopped wearing the flip flops. Soon after, her skin turned red and blistery.

When she took the matter up with Wal Mart, they told her to take it up with the Chinese manufacturer.

Apparently, Wal Mart is still selling the flip flops.

ARRGFGHGHGHHGHGHGH!

I'm glad the Kerry in this story is not this Kerry. This Kerry doesn't roll with Wal Mart.

That Kerry is also a chick. This Kerry doesn't roll with chicks... wait... ... crap... That's not what I meant.

uhhhhh. This Kerry is all man! ... shit...

That's not what I meant to say. Please Kerry, don't get mad... NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!

... ... [smacks forehead] ... ok I *really* didn't mean that!

You all know what I'm trying to say here!

K = all about the females

I owe you some Scotch Kerry. :-)

RE: Boing Boing: Wal Mart flip flops cause nasty chemical burn