Jill out of town for work... Check
1.75L Grey Goose... Check
12 Pack Dr. Pepper... Check
Visual Studio 2005 Team Edition... Check
EMCAScript Standard 3rd Edition... Check
Rhino Book... Check
Purple Book... Check
Working from home tomorrow... Check
Nidhi's super secret static analysis code... Check

Can I write a recursive descent JavaScript parser before tomorrow afternoon? Let's find out.