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Rumsfeld Fighting Technique |
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Topic: Humor |
11:25 am EST, Feb 23, 2004 |
] You may have defeated my Southern Hook Palm technique, ] but can you defeat the 1000 styles of Rumsfeld? ]]]] ]LMAO!!!! ] ]LB wow! Rumsfeld Fighting Technique |
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We Love Comic Sans (the font) |
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Topic: Humor |
11:13 am EDT, Oct 22, 2003 |
WE LOVE COMIC SANS ...and we'll kill animals to prove it damn, people love them some fonts I guess...I've never felt so strongly about a font before as to kill animals to prove it... We Love Comic Sans (the font) |
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Topic: Humor |
3:55 pm EDT, Oct 10, 2003 |
]Buying stolen properties, pimpin hoes, building crack houses and ]projects, paying protection fees and getting car jacked are some of ]the elements of the game. Not dope enough?...If you don't have the ]money that you own to the loan shark you might just land yourself ]in da Emergency Room. aah yeah... ghettopoly |
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I dont want to grow up, I'm a CIA Kid... |
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Topic: Humor |
4:33 pm EDT, Sep 22, 2003 |
yeah, thats right, the CIA has a kids web site...why?, I have no idea, but its funny...laugh damnit... I dont want to grow up, I'm a CIA Kid... |
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Topic: Humor |
2:35 pm EDT, Aug 15, 2003 |
] we collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework, to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles- anything that gives a glimpse into someone else's life. anything goes... crazyness, just stuff they find on the street, check it out, some really funny stuff... Found Magazine |
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Topic: Humor |
2:29 pm EDT, Aug 15, 2003 |
its got the "woo woo!" Bubb Rubb |
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99.99% of High School Seniors Can't Read Perl |
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Topic: Humor |
9:49 am EDT, May 20, 2003 |
] Recent results from the standardized Perl Fluency Test ] showed that 99.99% of US high school seniors can't read ] Perl. This disturbing statistic shows that American ] students are painfully unprepared for life after ] graduation. ] ] "This shows that there is a real need for a Perl Monk in ] every classroom," said Perl Monk Kelly Adrity. "We've ] got computers in every classroom, now we need our kids to ] be able to use them, and what better way to learn about ] computers than to learn how to read and write in Perl. ] I'm glad the budget proposed by President Bush sets aside ] millions for Perl Monks. America will lead the way in ] Perl literacy." ] Not everyone shared Mr. Chen's view about the necessity ] of adding Perl to early elementary curricula. ] Programmers Against Perl (PAP) spokesperson, Keith ] Willingham said, "There's no better way to scare students ] away from computers than exposing them to Perl. Even ] experienced programmers are frightened and confused by ] it. The Perl lobby is just getting too powerful, and ] they need to be stopped." Stopped? We can't be stopped.. Haha.. 99.99% of High School Seniors Can't Read Perl |
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Topic: Humor |
12:19 pm EDT, May 19, 2003 |
as broken as you want them to be Three Brain |
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