inignoct wrote: ] Sometimes i think Ann Coulter exists only to enrage me. She's ] aleady called me a traitor to my nation, and called for my ] imprisonment and hanging, for no more than bringing up the ] fact that maybe, perhaps, the president of our country wasn't ] completely forthright with us about certain things. Things ] that involve the lives of millions and, as it turns out, the ] deaths of thousands. And then she has the audacity to claim ] that liberals are mindless drones who will vote for whomever ] the democratic party puts forth. *I'm* the one in lockstep? ] Please, Ann, take a look at your own jackboots and check real ] carefully for the 'W' emblazoned on them, you complete tool of ] neoconservatism. ] ] I won't get into her tearing apart one poor girl whose emotion ] clearly makes her a retard incapable of making important ] choices. We must base our decisions on military pragmatism, ] and anything else makes you no better than a terrorist. ] ] I'm pretty sure the Democrats aren't the ones comparing Dean ] to McGovern and "wearily predicting a landslide for Bush". ] Once again, Ann makes a blanket statement and provides ] ABSOLUTELY NO SUPPORT for it. For every democrat or liberal i ] know, a Bush landslide is nothing more than nightmare ] vision... perhaps we're all prescient, and that's the ] prediction she means. Hmph. This is a flat out lie to add to ] her many others. ] ] And from here, we move onto some really classic Coulter : ] Whenever liberals all start singing from the same hymnal, ] they are up to no good. (Or since we're talking about American ] liberals here, maybe I should say, "when they all start ] reading from the same Quran.") ] There are a few different things going on here, so lets ] analyze each of them. First, she makes the claim that unity ] of voice is evidence of, what, some deep, dark, liberal ] conspiracy? This from the very same woman who believes that ] any disagreement with the current administration is ] treasonous? Once again, Ann, use the mirror. You're ] the one with the Hymnal, though it has no songs of love, joy ] or hope in it. Then, she goes racist. Clearly anyone with a ] Quran is a terrorist and HATES everything american. And ] clearly liberals are all so ANTI AMERICA that we reinforce our ] hatred with the terrorists own training manual the Quran. ] Goddammit Ann, have you ever even seen a Q'ran? No, didn't ] think so. Then shut the fuck up and keep your xenophobia and ] racism to your fucking self. ] ] Ok, now she attacks Dean, calling him appalling, spineless and ] weak. Well, the first is certainly true for her, considering ] she thinks he's no better than Osama bin Laden, so, no ] surprise there. I won't even get close to fully dealing with ] her hawkish discussion of what does and doesn't constitute ] bravery -- apparently it involves killing someone, or at least ] taking off in a plane. ] ] Oh, and one of the stand out quotes of the whole piece "the ] North Vietnamese were savage beasts, but they never attacked ] America on its own soil. It's a little different to be ] anti-war now". No, it's not, and it never will be. I accept ] that war is sometimes necessary. I will never accept it ] without legitimate assurances that it is the proper course of ] action. We were lied to. End of story. Congress gave out a ] blank check, to be drawn on american lives, without doing the ] fact checking necessary to justify the not-actually-a-war. ] Afterall, no war was ever declared. Call this a semantic ] argument, but there *is* a difference between a formal war and ] unchecked military actions all across the planet. ] ] The next few paragraphs seem to whine about how hard it is for ] a Republican to get elected, because there are so many people ] that rely on federal money, and republicans stand for small ] government. Well, Bush has changed all that, so, i'll ignore ] the whole rant. ] ] Wait, no, i can't ignore it all... to make a statement about ] "incalculable government largesse, such as government ] contracts, corporate welfare, and all the bureaucratic ] quagmires" and then point the finger at social welfare ] programs and not the current president can only mean the ] speaker is completely blind to reality. Seriously just on a ] completely parallel dimension. Yes, it's workmans comp that's ] killing this nation. 'Too bad you lost your hands... get a ] job in, uh, well, QUIT FUCKING WHINING, YOU GODDAMN LIBERAL ] TERRORIST TRAITOR!' ] ] And now we come full circle where Ann lays out the true nature ] of the Democratic party for all to see : "its three major ] planks: abortion, gay marriage and banning the Boy Scouts". ] Oh you've nailed it, just right on the head, Ann. Those are ] the only three issues I care about. You must be fucking ] kidding. Once again, "logic" that can only possible emanate ] from a completely seaparate plane of reality in which callous ] and immature insults become witty insight. ] ] Maybe Howard Dean is insane -- he believes people still matter ] in this country. He belives that democracy, a system which ] not only allows but explicity ENCOURAGES disagreement and ] dissent, works for the benefit of america. He believes that ] LIES can't justify the death of america's troops and that ] ARROGANT UNILATERALISM is unacceptable behavior in the modern ] world. Yeah, he's a fucking nutcase... and i'm gonna elect ] the crazy fucker. I only hope the RATIONAL and INTELLECTUALLY ] SUPERIOR Ann Coulter can survive in such a crazy place. HEAR HEAR!!! RE: Yahoo! News - VEGAN COMPUTER GEEKS FOR DEAN |