flynn23 wrote: ] ] A practical joker has stirred up trouble by publishing a ] ] Japanese-to-English phrase book with incorrect ] ] definitions for every phrase! ] ] ] ] Now thousands of Japanese tourists who've painstakingly ] ] studied the bogus dictionary in preparation for trips to ] ] America are arriving on our shores only to encounter ] ] blank stares, hysterical laughter or even brutal beatings ] ] as soon as they open their mouths. ] ] ] ] "The man who compiled this dictionary clearly went out of ] ] his way to wreak havoc," says New York hotel concierge ] ] Jacqueline Porseman, who arranges tours for many VIP ] ] guests from Japan. ] ] ] ] "For instance, when the Japanese think they're asking ] ] 'Can you direct me to the rest room?' the book actually ] ] has them saying, 'Excuse me, may I caress your buttocks?' And the fact that this is a recast of an old Monty Python skit is what actually makes it funny. RE: Yahoo! Top Stories - Bogus Dictionary Lands Tourists In Trouble! |