Christmas time is here again. Make sure you buy me all this shit.

balls deep's Wish List
8 ball
This will go along nicely with the Paris Hilton gift that is on my list .

cryogenic suspension system
I would like to be presserved so that I can wake up and fuck the future.

Paris Hilton
The video is not enough, I must have the real thing.

Recall of Schwarzenegger
Gray Davis was doing a fine Job. Please sign the petition to boot the govenator.

defibrillator
A defibrillator works better than a double latte.

Street Sweeper
12 round rotary drum shotgun