According to a KPTV newscast, a Simpsons fan with too much time on his hands grafted a tobacco plant and a tomato plant and, ta-da: tomacco! Bart: Bleh! Tastes like cigarette butts. Marge: [takes the half-eaten "tomato"] That's odd. The outside looks like a tomato, but the inside is brown. Lisa: Maybe the tomato seeds crossbred with the tobacco seeds. Homer: Oh, great, I've got a field full of mutants. Bart: Gimmie. I want more. [grabs back the tomato and eats it] Lisa: I thought you said it tasted terrible. Bart: It does. [grinds out the remains of the first tomato] But it's smooth and mild. [grabs another] And refreshingly addictive. Homer: Addictive, eh? |