Al Jean, executive producer:

I think that we should always be able to say the holes in our DVDs are poked by unhappy unicorns.

Todd from school:

Status update! Todd is poking Eddie's mum, and he's showing her the picture of the puke and the piss!

Christina Hendricks:

No man should be on Facebook.

Eric Schmidt:

If you have something that you don't want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.