crankymessiah wrote:
] ] Satan signs two-year deal with Sabres
] ]
] ] BUFFALO (AP) - Restricted free agent forward
] ] Miroslav Satan signed a two-year contract with the
] ] Buffalo Sabres on Monday. Satan, who had 26 goals and a
] ] career-high 75 points last season, earned $3.55 million,
] ] and has said he wanted to be the team's highest-paid
] ] player.
]
] Also, check out the url for his stats from the jokesters at
] espn.com:
] http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/players/profile?statsId=666
]
] and Sports Illustrated:
] http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/nhl/players/666/
]
] and Yahoo Sports:
] http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666/
]
] Never fails to get a chuckle out of me when I see his name in
] headlines.

I really wish the Devils would sign him...