] In 1969, Neil Armstrong made history by becoming the
] first man to walk on the moon, uttering the immortal
] phrase, "One small step for man, one giant leap for
] mankind." Or did he? Previously suppressed footage
] discovered by blogjam shows that Armstrong's reaction was
] a great deal more uninhibited than history suggests, and
] that a hasty editing job was needed to prepare the
] astronaut's moment of glory for broadcast.

Jesus H. Christ this is fucking funny.