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| Discovering the Simple, Surprising Cause of the Dramatic Drop in Good, Clean Bars by noteworthy at  1:28 pm EDT, Jul  3, 2010
 |  | PG: Surprises are things that you not only didn't know, but that contradict things you thought you knew. And so they're the most valuable sort of fact you can get.
 PR: We have discovered the cause of this dramatic drop in bars, and it is both simple and surprising.
 CB: If you purchased the recalled bars, please destroy them.
 RJ: All the good bars are south of Ponce.
 DB: I stole a few nibbles from one of the cleaner bars. Others wiped away the gore and fuel and joined me.
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