] Based on the Bram Stoker Award nominee short story by
] acclaimed author Joe R. Lansdale, Bubba Ho-tep tells
] the true story of what really did become of Elvis. We
] find the King (Bruce Campbell) as an elderly resident
] in an East Texas rest home, who switched identities
] with an Elvis impersonator years before his death, then
] missed his chance to switch back. Elvis teams up with
] Jack (Ossie Davis), a fellow nursing home resident who
] thinks that he is actually President John F. Kennedy,
] and the two valiant old codgers sally forth to battle
] an evil Egyptian entity who has chosen their long-term
] care facility as his happy hunting grounds...

Good, Bad, this movie is going to rock.