] A motorist drove home about a mile with the legless body
] of a pedestrian in his front windshield before calling
] authorities to report that he had struck the man with his
] car, officials said.
]
] Deputies first learned of the accident, which happened
] about midnight Friday, from bar patrons who called to
] report finding two legs near the parking lot, according
] to sheriff's reports.

I don't think I could actually drive one mile down the road with a torso sitting beside me. No matter what this guy said I would have jumped out of the car screaming that second, most likely.