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A Great Tax Solution by flynn23 at 1:03 pm EDT, Jun 3, 2003 |
With much appreciation to crankymessiah for sending me this: From Defective Yeti: Last night some friends and I were sitting around drinking beer and, it goes without saying, discussing the Washington State system of taxation. Here in Seattle we have a sales tax, which is a total pain in the ass because (a) you have to pay it (lame), and (b) it means that your average item in The Dollar Store costs some ridiculous amount like $1.31 and you can't figure out the real price of things without resorting to irrational numbers and you have to carry around your spare pennies instead of throwing them at children like you would do in other states. True fact: When 50 Cent was here in concert last week, he was legally obligated to perform under that name "67 Cent." (Whoa, that joke was even worse than I had anticipated.) Anyhow, we were wondering how much of sales tax revenue goes to health care programs. More every year, we guessed, since, statistically, Americas are becoming ever more out-of-shape. But you got to figure that a lot of that revenue goes to administrative costs and middle-men, not to mention that health care tends to be reactive rather than preventive. We decided that there must be a better way. That's we came up with this great idea for a General Health Tax: for every dollar you spend you must do a sit-up. Want the new No Doubt CD? No problem: fourteen bucks and two dozen sit-ups, please. Got a two pack-a-day cigarette habit? Well now you have a six sit-up-a-day habit as well. Just bought a brand new Ford Excursion? Fantastic. That will be 50,000 sit-ups over the next 10 years, plus 60 sit-ups every time you fill up the tank -- BET YOU WISH IT DIDN'T GET ONE MILE TO THE GALLON NOW DON'T YOU SUCKA?! I think we should pilot this plan in Washington state, and then extend it to the entire United States. Conspicuous consumption would go way down, people would have a great incentive to save, and America would quickly come to dominate the United Nations Council On Killer Abs. Plus, what tax payer doesn't want the opportunity to check "no" to "Would you like to do three sit-ups for the Presidential Election Campaign Fund?" |
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RE: A Great Tax Solution by Lost at 11:59 pm EDT, Jun 3, 2003 |
flynn23 wrote: ] With much appreciation to crankymessiah for sending me this: ] ] From Defective Yeti: ] Last night some friends and I were sitting around drinking ] beer and, it goes without saying, discussing the Washington ] State system of taxation. Here in Seattle we have a sales tax, ] which is a total pain in the ass because (a) you have to pay ] it (lame), and (b) it means that your average item in The ] Dollar Store costs some ridiculous amount like $1.31 and you ] can't figure out the real price of things without resorting to ] irrational numbers and you have to carry around your spare ] pennies instead of throwing them at children like you would do ] in other states. True fact: When 50 Cent was here in concert ] last week, he was legally obligated to perform under that name ] "67 Cent." (Whoa, that joke was even worse than I had ] anticipated.) ] ] Anyhow, we were wondering how much of sales tax revenue goes ] to health care programs. More every year, we guessed, since, ] statistically, Americas are becoming ever more out-of-shape. ] But you got to figure that a lot of that revenue goes to ] administrative costs and middle-men, not to mention that ] health care tends to be reactive rather than preventive. We ] decided that there must be a better way. ] ] That's we came up with this great idea for a General Health ] Tax: for every dollar you spend you must do a sit-up. Want the ] new No Doubt CD? No problem: fourteen bucks and two dozen ] sit-ups, please. Got a two pack-a-day cigarette habit? Well ] now you have a six sit-up-a-day habit as well. Just bought a ] brand new Ford Excursion? Fantastic. That will be 50,000 ] sit-ups over the next 10 years, plus 60 sit-ups every time you ] fill up the tank -- BET YOU WISH IT DIDN'T GET ONE MILE TO THE ] GALLON NOW DON'T YOU SUCKA?! ] ] I think we should pilot this plan in Washington state, and ] then extend it to the entire United States. Conspicuous ] consumption would go way down, people would have a great ] incentive to save, and America would quickly come to dominate ] the United Nations Council On Killer Abs. Plus, what tax payer ] doesn't want the opportunity to check "no" to "Would you like ] to do three sit-ups for the Presidential Election Campaign ] Fund?" Situps are an ineffective method of achieving overall health. And they won't remove your belly, since spot fat reduction is a myth :( A squat, deadlift, bench press, or 10 yard dash would be a better solution ;) Either a compound movement like the first three, which raises metabolism significantly as your muscles recover and adapt to the load, or some form of cardio like the last option. Ok, I'm a fitness nerd. |
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