,---- | Good morning. Just a second while I get this connection | to work. Do I press this button here? Function-F7? No, | that's not right. Hmmm. Maybe I'll have to reboot. Hold | on a minute. Um, my name is Abe Lincoln and I'm your | president. While we're waiting, I want to thank Judge | David Wills, chairman of the committee supervising the | dedication of the Gettysburg cemetery. It's great to be | here, Dave, and you and the committee are doing a great | job. Gee, sometimes this new technology does have | glitches, but we couldn't live without it, could we? Oh | - is it ready? OK, here we go: `---- |