] The Oracle of Starbucks
]
] Behold the Oracle of StarbucksAstrology is lame and
] Myers-Briggs is for losers. The omniscient Oracle of
] Starbucks can tell you everything about your personality
] by what you drink at Starbucks. Simply enter your full
] drink order -- including size -- into the field below and
] the all-knowing Oracle will tell you everything about
] your personality. Better yet, input your friends' orders
] to find out what they're really like.
]
] Unlike other imitations, the Oracle is 100% accurate.