] "We know the squirrels are working with Saddam Hussein to
] acquire weapons of mass destruction," President Bush said
] in yet another address to the nation last night. "We even
] know the squirrels have been trained at al-Qaeda
] terrorist training camps. Think about it, al-Qaeda
] fighters hide in caves and squirrels hide in trees.
] They're obviously using the same strategy."
]
] Meanwhile millions have protested in major cities around
] the world against Bush's anti-squirrel campaign.
]
] "We live in absurd times with an absurd president with
] the absurd idea that squirrels are terrorists," says
] Michael Moore, recent Oscar winner and President of
] People Against War with Squirrels (PAWS).

Gotta love April.... ;)